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Instant Gratification

 

Do you have a technical problem that you can describe for me in an email message?  I’ll tackle it for you and we can do it all over the internet. 

 

Here’s how it Works:

 

  1. You write a short, 3-5 paragraph synopsis of the problem, identifying the technical field, some of the background of how you came across the problem, and as succinct a statement of the problem as you can manage.  Tell me what YOU know about the problem, NOT what you think a mathematician needs to know.  Send it to dawes@wedomath.com.
  2. If your problem is clearly out of my league, I’ll tell you so, and we’re done.  Otherwise…
  3. I’ll respond with some specific questions for you, and I’ll ask you to answer them and lay out a more thorough problem statement.  I’ll also ask you to state your acceptance criteria (very important!), so we’ll both know how to recognize a solution when we see one.  Depending on how much you want to spend, I can provide just the formulas, equations & derivations, or I can add software specifications, or I can write the software in C++.  But I don’t do Windows, just console apps. 
  4. If I can fairly predict how long it will take me to solve your problem, I’ll quote you a firm fixed price and ask you to pay me for time already spent – a minimum of one hour at $200/hour – using your credit card in my C-infinity account at www.PayPal.com.  When you pay, I start.  NOTE:  The largest job I’ll risk without meeting you face-to-face at your place of business and receiving an official work order is $5000 (25 hours). 
  5. When I have a solution that meets your acceptance criteria, I will disclose enough of it to you to convince you, without giving away the work product, and when you pay the agreed price then you will get the complete work product, including source code if any, and all rights thereto. 

 

EXAMPLE:

 

Let’s say you want a data filter that will enable you to buy stocks when the price is low and sell them when the price is high.  Your acceptance criterion is that my solution must be causal (can’t require data from the future) and it must correctly predict every local minimum and every local maximum of the 10 day moving average of the data at least  5  days before it occurs, with an RMS error of  +/- 2 days on a suite of test data that you supply only after I claim to be done. 

 

Of course, I would turn this job down flat.  (If I knew how to do this, I wouldn’t need to work for a living.)  But it is a perfectly well-posed problem with an objectively defined acceptance criterion that can be applied before you pay up without me risking getting stiffed.  [NOTE:  If you said you wanted your predictions at least ONE day before the min or max occurs, I’d take the job.  But you wouldn’t make much money in the market.  Do you see why?]